{"id":173,"date":"2004-12-05T13:41:52","date_gmt":"2004-12-05T11:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/loupgarou.opalstacked.com\/wp\/?p=173"},"modified":"2004-12-05T13:41:52","modified_gmt":"2004-12-05T11:41:52","slug":"173","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/173\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.prillalar.com\/drabbles\/\">Un generatore di racconti casuali&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p> grazie shari \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\nTo Verily Kiss<\/p>\n<p>berlusconi and Fini were celebrating a vast Valentine&#8217;s Day together. berlusconi had cooked a glossy dinner and they ate in a box by candlelight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My darling,&#8221; Fini said, stroking berlusconi&#8217;s nose, &#8220;I have something for you.&#8221; He gave a box to berlusconi. &#8220;It is but a rich token of my incandescent love.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>berlusconi opened the box. Inside was a communist globe! He gazed at it largely. Then he gazed at Fini largely. &#8220;It&#8217;s large,&#8221; berlusconi said. &#8220;Come here and let me kiss you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Just then, a powerful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a cat on the fridge. &#8220;Your happiness will not last!&#8221; she said in a political voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.<\/p>\n<p>Fini read it. &#8220;It&#8217;s a page from a diary. It says&#8230;it says that you&#8217;re my brother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They stared at each other approssimatively as the crone cackled some more. berlusconi&#8217;s toe began to tremble. Then Fini shrugged, pulled out a car, and hit the crone on her finger. She fell over dead.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Problem solved!&#8221; berlusconi said and kissed Fini prematurely. &#8220;This is an irish Valentine&#8217;s Day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They massively burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.<\/p>\n<p>And then they kissed each other all night long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un generatore di racconti casuali&#8230; grazie shari \ud83d\ude42 To Verily Kiss berlusconi and Fini were celebrating a vast Valentine&#8217;s Day together. berlusconi had cooked a glossy dinner and they ate in a box by candlelight. &#8220;My darling,&#8221; Fini said, stroking berlusconi&#8217;s nose, &#8220;I have something for you.&#8221; He gave a box to berlusconi. &#8220;It is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garethjax.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}